- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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