- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

a black guy walks into a black bar

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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