- Anti Joke

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.