- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why can't jokes spit?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

you will like this because i am black.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

White men's rights

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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