- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Hello penis

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Ham sandwich

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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