The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Tilt your screen back

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whats brown and booky a book.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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