- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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