- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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