- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Misner is a twat.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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