Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

bologna

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

everyone dislike this

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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