What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Women

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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