What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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