Tommy got neutered.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Justin Bieber

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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i like men but im not gay

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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