What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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