"Knock knock..." "come in"

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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