- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I like touching my boobs

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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