Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Eric is gay Ha

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

hello

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

THE GAME

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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