how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Sarah Palin.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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