why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Terraria

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the old man say? Im old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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