- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you call an arab ?

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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