- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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