Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

bangers and mash?

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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