What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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