What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

People...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What do you call two dog? dogs

Knock knock *open*

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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