- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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