Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's up? Your time.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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