- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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