What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why so serious ?

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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