When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

3021 North Broadway Avenue

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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