- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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