- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

womans rights...

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Dwight Howard

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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