How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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