Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Women's Rights

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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