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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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