a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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