I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Drew Knowles is gay

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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