- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

The lion swallowed his pride.

A hill billy went fishing

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Dumbledore dies.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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