- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

I like the color potato.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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