- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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