Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Womens rights

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

im telling maguire

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

I hate blackniggers

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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