- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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