- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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