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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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