Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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I was once a hamster.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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