Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Boxing on Boxing Day

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

your life

thumb_up thumb_down -10

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops