- Anti Joke

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus