- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

I have a horse.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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