- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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