- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

I'm HIV positive.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Who is John Galt?

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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