a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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penis. nuff said.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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