- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Your Mom

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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