- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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