Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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You bumder!

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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homosexual

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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