Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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women's rights

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What does water smell like? water.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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