- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Hail Hitler

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."