- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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