- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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