- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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