Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

This is not funny.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Anti Joke

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