- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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