Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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