- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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