- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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