- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A man walks into a bar

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

I put my baby in a microwave.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Hail Hitler

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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