- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

"Knock knock." "No."

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