- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

drugs.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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