Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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