- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

whats my name? Matt

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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