- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Neil is a reterd.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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