- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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