- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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