- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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