- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Want to hear a joke? No.

su algato es en fuego

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

LO AND BEHOLD!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

im telling maguire

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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