- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

YEAH THEY DO!

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

NASCAR being considered a sport.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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