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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A Fat Kenyan

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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