- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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