Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Where's my tractor?

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Chicken

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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