What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Women's Rights..

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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