What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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