- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

class is canceled. My professor died.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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