What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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