what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Anti Joke

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