- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Well this is pointless.....

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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