A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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