- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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