- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Anthony sucks

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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