- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Balls

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

YOLO You only like Oreos

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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