How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Justin's life

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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