- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

knock knock whos there open open who the door

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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