If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

they're dead. idiot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock, Knock Who's There

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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