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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Women deserve equal rights.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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