What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Robin, Get in the Car

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Knock knock knock OCD

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

are you gay does your mom know

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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